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General Students: Answer All questionsOBC: Write Any One questionSC: Only read questionsST: Thanks for coming.Cheers to Reservation
It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't! It actually makes u LEAN... against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!

Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.

Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon…Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.


How do u identify a true music lover?A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.


Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?Beta: NahinMama: Chocolate?Beta: NahinMama: Khana?Beta: NahinMama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.

Our lawyer jokes look at our all time detested citizen, the lawyer. Did we miss a joke to do with lawyers and legal stuff that maybe you have? Submit it to us and we'll add it to our popular lawyer related jokes category!

YOU know you need a Different Lawyer when ......
* You met him in prison.
* During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
* He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
* He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
* He tells you that he's never told a lie.
* He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."
* A prison guard is shaving your head.